Monday, June 17, 2013

What movie are we going to Frank? I hope it's something romantic! Of course it is romantic. It's the most romantic movie ever made. Oh good! I've been wanting to see the new Twilight! Twilight? Heck No! We are going to see Star Wars in 3D!

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Bolts found a Match

I've finished your extensive compatibility test of every woman currently living on the earth. I have found a match! That's great Bolts! I knew you could find me a girlfriend! Yep she enjoys long walks on the beach, the color purple, lives in Singapore, and is 82 years old.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

The Miracle Worker

Bolts, my first command is for you to find me a girlfriend. Slow down frank, I'm a robot not a miracle worker. How about i get you a drink or something? Huh? I must have wired him wrong. I'll have to open him up and... Just kidding! One girlfriend coming right up!

Sick as in Money!

This robot is going to be way sick! Travis, Robots can't get sick. I don't mean "sick" as in sick. I mean "sick" as in tough! Oh so you mean he'll be strong? No! "tough" as in money! "?" Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to an adult.

Frank peed his pants.

Hey Frank, How did you like that new horror film? I peed my pants! Yea, it was pretty scary. No, Really... I peed my pants.